Hold $CHAIR.
Get paid in stocks.
Every trade feeds a Press that buys real stock tokens on Robinhood Chain and hands them to holders. Whoever sits in the Chair decides which stock it buys next. Take the Chair by outbuying them.
Launches today
This is a simulation with made-up numbers and prices. Nothing here is on-chain yet.
Their pick
NVDA
Nvidia, seated 25 min
Takeover price
2.89 SPY
Falls to 0.50 SPY over two hours in the seat.
The Press
3.60 of 5.00 SPY
Fills as people trade. 1.40 SPY to go.
Take the Chair
Beat the takeover price and the seat is yours. Bots will try to take it back.
Your stash
Nothing yet. Every print adds your share here.
Print log
No prints yet. The first one lands when the Press fills.
Watching the market.
How it works
Three steps. Nothing to stake, nothing to lock, nothing to trust.
- 1
Every trade fills the Press
A cut of every $CHAIR buy and sell is paid in SPY straight into the Press contract. Nobody holds it. Nobody can touch it.
- 2
The Chair picks the stock
Whoever spends the most SPY buying $CHAIR through this site takes the Chair and chooses which stock the Press buys next. NVDA, TSLA, AAPL, anything on the list.
- 3
BRRR. Everyone gets paid
When the Press is full, anyone presses BRRR. The Press buys the Chair's pick and sets it aside for every holder. Your cut is based on how much $CHAIR you held. Claim it whenever you want.
Why hold it
Paid in real stock tokens
Not more memecoin. Robinhood stock tokens, sent to your wallet when you claim.
No staking, no locking
Just hold $CHAIR. The Tally counts your average balance between prints.
Nobody can change it
No owner, no pause, no upgrade. The only key that exists posts print results and can't touch funds.
The Chair earns extra
The sitting Chair takes 2% of every print on top of their holder share, while they hold their stake.
The numbers
Written into the contract. Read the code on GitHub.
| Rule | Setting | Why |
|---|---|---|
| Pair | SPY | Fees arrive as SPY. The Press never sells $CHAIR. |
| Takeover price | 110% of the sitting Chair's buy | Falls back to the minimum over 2 hours, so nobody keeps the seat forever. |
| Chair's salary | 2% of each print | Only while the Chair still holds what they bought. |
| Gap between prints | 5 minutes minimum | Nothing pays out instantly, even when the Press is full. |
| BRRR tip | 0.1% of each print | Whoever presses gets paid for pressing. |
| Price check | Within 1% of Chainlink | The Press refuses to buy into a pumped price. |
| Allowed picks | Official Robinhood stock tokens only | A Chair can't point the Press at a fake token. |
| Claim delay | 5 minutes after results post | A short window for anyone to check the maths. |
| Supply | 1,000,000,000 | Fixed by Pons. No minting, no team wallet. |
Paying thousands of holders by their average balance is too heavy to run on-chain, so an open script called the Tally works it out after each print, publishes the full list on GitHub, and posts a fingerprint of it to the contract. The Tally's key can post results and nothing else: it can't touch the SPY, change a rule, pick a stock, or pay out more of a stock than the Press bought. Anyone can rerun it and check the numbers.
Status
If you see a $CHAIR contract address anywhere before it appears here and on @TTC_SPY, it isn't ours.
- Done
Website
Live, with the simulator, the live view and wallet connection.
- Done
Press contract
Complete. Fee claiming from Pons, Chainlink price checks, BRRR and holder claims. 23 tests passing.
- Done
The Tally
Complete. Works out every holder's share after each print and publishes the results on GitHub.
- Done
Pons SPY pairing
SPY is an approved pair token on Pons.
- Done
Source code
Public on GitHub.
- Today
Launch
16 September 2026 on Pons. The contract address is posted on X first, then here.
- Open
Source code
Questions
Do I need to take the Chair to earn?
No. Every holder gets a share of every print. The Chair just picks the stock and earns a 2% salary on top.
How do I take the Chair?
Connect your wallet on this page, enter more SPY than the takeover price, pick a stock, confirm. That's it. Buys made directly on Pons don't count for the Chair, because the contract can't see them.
What happens if I sell?
Your average balance drops, so your share of future prints shrinks. Anything already set aside for you stays yours to claim.
What if the Chair sells their stake?
Anyone can remove them. The seat goes empty, the pick resets to SPY, and the next buyer takes it at the minimum price.
Do I own the stocks?
You receive Robinhood stock tokens in your wallet. Robinhood describes them as tokenised securities giving economic exposure to the underlying shares, with no shareholder rights. They aren't available in the US and are restricted in some other places.
Is there a presale or airdrop?
No. The entire supply launches on Pons. Anyone offering you early $CHAIR is scamming you.
When is launch?
16 September 2026, on Pons. The contract address goes out on @TTC_SPY first and appears on this page straight after.